If you answer “YES” to 4 or more of these questions… you’re a douchebag.

1.) If you’ve ever popped your collar.
2.) If you’ve ever had a pencil thin beard.
3.) If you’ve ever worn white flip flops.
4.) If you choose to wear Aviator sunglasses, and your not a pilot.
5.) If you still wear Big Johnson shirts, or a shirt equally as lame.
6.) If you wear shirts that feature dragons, skulls, tribal designs etc.
7.) If you talk excessively loud on the phone, in a normally quiet place.
8.) If you think you’re the authority on any given topic.
9.) If you recount past drunken parties on a daily basis, and know exactly how many drinks you had.
10.) If you drink more than 5 energy drinks on any given day.

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